Warning !!!Offensive jokes included here
Carl Fischer
fischerc@nevada.edu
Wed, 18 Feb 1998 06:47:32 +0000
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Top10 Iraqi Bumper Stickers
1. Honk if you still have hands.
2. Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-PORK.
3. I brake for Kuwaitis, then shoot them, and loot their homes.
4. Gay and proud of it.
5. Baghdad Wolverines: 1986 Division Champions.
6. I got my camel dunked at Raging Rapids Water Park.
7. If chemical weapons are outlawed, only outlaws will have chemical weapons.
8. If we could vote, I'd vote "Yes" on bond issue 6.
9. Have you hugged your hostage today?
10. Don't tailgate: car bomb on board.
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Warning Signs Of Insanity
Your friends tell you that you have been acting strange lately, and then you
hit them several times with a sledgehammer.
Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that you
wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.
You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom.
You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends you
mail from Iowa asking why you never write.
Every time you see a street sign, you have a tremendous urge to relieve
yourself on it.
You wear your boxers on your head because you heard it will ward of evil
dandruff spirits.
You're always having to apologize to your next door neighbor for setting fire
to his lawn decorations.
Every commercial you hear on the radio reminds you of death.
People stay away from you whenever they hear you howl.
Your breath smells more and more like squirrel dung each passing day.
You laugh out loud during funerals.
When your doctor tells you to say ah, you yell out "RAPE! RAPE!"
Nobody listens to you anymore, because they can't understand you through that
scuba mask.
You begin to stop and consider all of the blades of grass you've
stepped on as a child, and worry that their ancestors are going to one day
seek revenge.
You have meaningful conversations with your toaster.
Your father pretends you don't exist, just to play along with your little
illusion.
You collect dead windowsill flies.
Everytime the phone rings, you shout, "Hey! An angel just got its wings!"
You like cats. Especially with mayo.
You scream "I've got a knife!" to people who try to sell you things.
You scream "I've got a knife!" to people at your family reunion.
You cry at the end of every episode of Gilligan's Island, because they
weren't rescued.
You put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they'll hatch.
Whenever you listen to the radio, the music sounds backwards.
You have a predominant fear of fabric softener.
You wake up each morning and find yourself sitting on your head in the middle
of your front lawn.
Your dentist asks you why each individual tooth has your name etched on it,
and you tell him it's for security reasons.
Melba toast excites you.
When the waiter asks for your order, you ask to go into another room to tell
him, because "the napkins have ears."
You tend to agree with everything your mother's dead uncle tells you.
Every time you see the commercial for the Hair Club For Men, you think to
yourself, "I think I'll kill the pope today."
You call up random people and ask if you can borrow their dog, just for a few
minutes.
Your main goal in life is to become the president of Bulemia.
Nearly everything you say involves the word, "P-toing!"
You argue with yourself about which is better, to be eaten by a koala or to
be loved by an infectious disease.
You like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and
pretend that you're a stalk.
You think that exploding wouldn't be so bad, once you got used to it.
You try to make a list of the Warning Signs of Insanity. (cough)
People offer you help, but you unfortunately interpret this as a violation of
your rights as a boysenberry.
You like reading lists like this.
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO SERIOUS ABOUT COMPUTERS..
If you did an error-free installation of Windows 95.
When your modem starts smoking.
If no one can reach you by phone since your computer is always online.
If you log-off your system because it's time to go to work.
If you call in sick because you found a great new WWW site.
If you can type your top 10 favorite Web sites, by heart.
If you can locate a particular home page without using a search engine.
If you can write your own html page.
If you can access more than 20 erotic no-pay sites.
If you download more than 20Mb of from a binary newsgroup, in one session.
If while reading a magazine, you look for the Zoom icon for a better look at
a photograph.
You comment, while watching a sunset, that the image would be enhanced with
10% more magenta and a higher resolution.
If while driving down the street, you are confused by the numbers on the
houses - they do not appear to be legitimate WWW addresses.
When someone tells you to remember something, and you look for File/Save
command.
When you discover there is no little car icon with a forward arrow on the
dashboard of your car, to make it go.
When you think the File/Kill command should apply to your system
administrator.
When you find it easier to dial-up the National Weather
Service/Weather/your_town/now.html than to simply look out the window.
When you start using phrases like: Hungry.must-eat.food.now@home
If you have a heart attack when you forgot to pay your phone bill and receive
a "pending disconnection of service" notice.
When you order most of what you buy... online.
If your fingers quit moving because you've been online for 36 hours.
When you find yourself engaged to someone you've never actually met; except
through e-mail.
When you log-off from a session in your favorite newsgroup... and your log
reads: Online time: 56 hours 24 minutes.
If your net provider suggests you try a competitor, because you're exceeding
300 hours a month, connect time.
When you add your third modem and dedicated phone line.
You access Microsoft's Web page every Sunday morning for Brother Bill's
sermon.
When that 112Gb hard drive is full.
If 133 Mhz is simply too slow.
When your desk collapses under the weight of your computer peripherals.
If you have an "online" light installed on your car to tell you when the
engine is running.
When you discover that in order to drive your car somewhere, you do not enter
an http:// or ftp:// address.
If you can actually talk to the computers in your new car - and understand
what they say.
When you modify the programming of your car's computers and actually get
better mileage.
When you can access the Net - via your portable and cellular phone.
If on the way home from work, you use your portable and cellular phone in
your car, to reprogram a Tomahawk missile, in flight, and redirect it to take
out the joker in the Cadillac who cut you off.
If you try to press Alt-F4 to close your car window.
When you put a CD-ROM in your car's player.
When someone tells you about a great new program and you're very disappointed
to find it's on TV.
If every sentence you utter begins with, "On the Net..."
If you put your e-mail address in the upper left-hand corner of envelopes.
If you have your e-mail address printed on your stationary.
When you insist on seeing the movie "The Net" - for the 63rd time.
If magazines like "InternetWorld" are of greater interest than "Playboy" or
"Playgirl".
If you maintain more than 6 e-mail addresses.
If you use more than 20 passwords.
If you set up your own Web page.
If you set up a Web page for each of your kids... and your pets.
If, instead of a phone number, you ask someone for their e-mail address.
If you don't know anyone who DOESN'T have an e-mail addresses.
If, to you, 'safe sex' means doing it online.
If you convince your mom that she HAS to get online because e-mail is so much
cheaper than long distance phone charges.
If you can write a list like this.
If you can relate to a list like this.
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There's a pickle, a cucumber, and a penis all playing cards when the pickle
says, "My life is tough, people grow me big on a vine, pick me off, throw me
in a jar with all this gross stuff for a month, take me out and eat me!"
So the cucumber says, "You think you've got it hard, they grow me big on a
vine, pick me off, cut me up and eat me!"
Then the penis says, "You guys think you have it rough, they put me in a
plastic bag, put me in a dark cave and make me do pushups till I puke!"
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Top 75 reasons why women should not have freedom of speech:
1. She doesn't need to talk to get me a beer.
2. If she's in the kitchen like she should be, no one can hear her anyway.
3. If she can talk, all she'll do is complain.
4. Because she won't say "I will" instead of "I do."
5. No man wants to hear "first down" during a basketball game.
6. Because PMS is no excuse for whining.d "period" unless it has to do with
hockey.
7. No man needs or wants to hear the word "period" unless it has to do with
hockey.
8. Women created tampon and yeast infection commercials during football.
9. Affirmative action. them in the street, they should just shut up and
obey.
10. When men whistle at them in the street, they should just shut up and obey
anyway.
11. If my dick's in her mouth, she can't talk anyway.
12. Oprah.
13. Feminists.
14. Because that stupid look on her face should not be accompanied by an
equally stupid statement.
15. The 2nd and 19th amendments.
16. I don't want to be made to lie and say "I love you" after sex.
17. Highway fatalities would decrease by over 90%.
18. When I sneak out at four in the morning, I don't want to hear anybody
calling me back.
19. "No, I will NOT buy you tampons while I'm at the store"
20. This is my dick. I'm gonna fuck you. No more stupid questions.
21. Don't waste your breath, I won't respect you in the morning.
22. Women sportscasters.
23. Women congressman.
24. God forbid, a woman president. (Oops, my bad -- see #66)
25. Marge Schott.
26. Stupid says as stupid does (and is).
27. Dikes (unless I can jump in the middle).
28. Where does speaking come into "barefoot and pregnant?"
29. Yes that toilet seat was yellow in the first place.
30. TLC and Salt-N-Pepa.
31. I could give a shit if you're pregnant.
32. I don't care if you're in labor. For the love of god, let me sleep.
33. Women caused the 18th amendment.
34. The life expectancy of the average male goes down with every bitchy word.
35. Female drunks are annoying unless they put out (for which they dont need
to talk)
36. We're tired of their "We can't pee standing up" shit.
37. That damn apple.
38. If she can't speak, she can't cry rape.
39. Of course, if she can't speak, she can't say no.
40. Rosanne. Nuff said.
41. Suzanne Powter. Too much said.
42. Honestly, do they really have anything useful to say?
43. Only one set of lips should be moving at a time.
44. If she can't talk, she can't bitch when I forget important dates.
45. There are no speaking parts in pornos anyway.
46. When she talks she's not drinking, it's hard to get her drunk when she
talking.
47. Nothing should come out a womans mouth, SWALLOW BITCH!
48. The Mute button only works on the TV.
49. Whores get payed by the hour not by the word.
50. Helen Keller was the ultimate woman.
51. Equality is for math.
52. The credit card bill speaks for itself.
53. If it hurts, I don't wanna hear it.
54. Marcia Clark.
55. Chick-flicks.
56. You don't see Victoria's Secret models talking, do you?
57. Janet, Mariah, and Whitney.
58. Michael Jackson.
59. Silence and sex make a great combination.
60. N.O.W.? NO. NOW BITCH? YES.
61. Intelligent car conversation? Hell no. Her head should never be above
the dashboard.
62. That annoying fat bitch from Snapple.
63. Your mouth is useful in so many other ways.
64. High phone bills really suck.
65. Women should be seen and not heard.
66. Do you think it was BILL Clinton who fucked up the country?
67. If I want romance, I'll turn on Playboy(hopefully not her).
68. Because they're not men.
69. 69, finally a use for both lips at the same time.
70. If I wanted your opinion, I'd ask for it.
71. Hell, if I wanted your opinion, I'd give it to you.
72. "Where've you been?" Who the fuck are you, my mother?
73. Women on radio? you can't see them, do you really want to hear them?
74. Unless the words are "Doctor, can you make these bigger?," shut the fuck
up.
75. Big breasts should speak for themselves.
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THE SEXIST PIGS' GUIDE TO CHIVALRY IN THE '90S
1. RISING TO THE OCCASION
Moral Dilemma: You're rushing through a department store and get to the
escalator at the same time as an attractive young woman.
Should you stop and let her get in front of you?
Sexist Solution: Ask yourself, "Do I want this person's butt at face-level
for the next 45 seconds?" Act accordingly.
2. CHIVALRY IN THE SUBWAYS
Moral Dilemma: You're sitting on the subway reading your newspaper. You
look up and see a good-but-tired-looking chick standing over you. Should
you offer her your seat?
Sexist Solution: Do so instantly if she is either pregnant or wearing a
low-cut blouse that will allow you to see down to her navel when you're
standing over her drooling.
3. SHARING THE LOAD
Moral Dilemma: A female friend is overladen with packages. Should you be so
presumptuous as to offer to ease her burden?
Sexist Solution: If she is carrying the bags upon her chest, relieve her
at once as this provides an excellent opportunity to cop a feel.
4. SEXUAL PURSE-SUIT
Moral Dilemma: A hot babe you'd like to meet drops her purse and spills it
contents in front of you.
Should you help reclaim the displaced articles
or should you casually stand behind her and gawk at her butt?
Sexist Solution: Immediately bend down and assist. Not only will this
provide the perfect opportunity to introduce yourself, but you'll get a
great view of cleavage *AND* you'll know what kind of protection she
carries in her purse (e.g., pills, condoms, Mace).
5. SPLITTING THE BILL
Moral Dilemma: You're out to dinner with a sex goddess. When the check
comes, she insists on paying half. If you know already that sex is a
certainty, should you give her back her money?
Sexist Solution: No. To refuse her now could upset her, meaning that
later she might refuse you of something. Instead, use the money you save to
buy her a gift. For example, take her to dinner again next week that way you
get to nail her *TWICE* for the same money!
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10 Things you've never heard on the Enterprise . .
10. Space . . . It's really, really big.
9. Bend over, doctor. Engage.
8. You shall be punished for the crimes of humanity. Especially the
1970's
7. Dang! Nothing worse than a Klingon fart!
6. Data. Data, you're drooling.
5. This is Captain Kangaroo of the starship Makebelieve.
4. Captain, it appears to be a planet. A planet of. . . apes.
3. We bartenders have an understanding of people. I call mine
Gynanchology.
2. Wassup G? -- That's Q, banana-comb head!
1. Sheesh! It's those geeks from Babylon 5 again!
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Tommy goes into a confessional box and says "bless me father for I
have
sinned, I have been with a loose woman".
The Priest says "is that you Tommy?"
"Yes father, it is I."
"Who was the woman you were with?"
"I cannot tell you for I do not wish to sully her reputation."
The priest asks "was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"No father."
"Was it Finola MacDonald?"
"No father."
"Was it Ann Brown?"
"No father, I cannot tell you."
The priest says "I admire your perseverance but you must atone for
your
sins. Your penance will be five Our Fathers and four Hail Marys."
Tommy goes back to his pew and his buddy Sean slides over and asks
what
happened?
Tommy replies "I got five Our Fathers, four Hail Marys and three
good
leads."
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Saddam Hussein's Top 10 Birthday Activities
1. Take off pants; pretend he's Ted Kennedy.
2. Hide in bunker in case U. S. Air Force decides to give him another
"surprise party."
3. Shower (odd birthdays only).
4. Suck helium out of balloons; issue execution orders in high squeaky voice.
5. Go to T.G.I.Friday's; show drivers license; get free order of buffalo
wings.
6. Strip-o-Gram from Khadafy where girl takes off veil only.
7. Get birthday wish from fat weather guy on Iraqi Today Show.
8. Get photos of visit to Kuwait back from Fotomat.
9. Admire trophy from staff inscribed, "World's Greatest Dictator."
10. Pose for snapshots with moustache-shaped cake.
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What can be learned from TV:
1) Good guys always shoot better than bad guys.
2) Good guys are always outnumbered.
3) Good guys always win and get the girl.
4) Good guys are always good looking.
5) Good guys are the only ones with a sense of humor.
6) Good guys will only get shot in the arm or leg.
7) Nothing cures the blues like killing 30 or 40 bad guys.
8) Good guys don't take drugs.
9) Heros wear clothes that dirt can't stick to.
10) Ugly people are always bad guys.
11) Bad guys will make elaborate inventions to kill the good guys,but they
will never stick around to see if it works.
12) The bad guy chickens out first.
13) The police are smart.
14) police never wait for back-up.
15) Undercover cops are too good to be spotted, especially when wearing dark
sunglasses.
16) All police killings are in self-defense.
17) Police chases must include a car going through a plate glass window.
18) Car wheels screech on any corner, even on dirt.
19) After being shot, there is always enough time to escape.
20) The chances of getting into an accident increases proportionally as the
car goes slower.
21) Burglar alarm system's connection box is on the outside wall.
22) Private detective work is glamorous.
23) Cars will explode in all accidents.
24) Court cases are all solved with a surprise witness.
25) Teenagers who have sex are destined to die in grotesque ways.
26) Teenagers are always smarter than their parents.
27) High School students look thirty years old.
28) The suburbs are exciting.
29) Cream pies are made to be thrown, never eaten.
30) All Chinese people know Karate.
31) Indians make good fodder.
32) All baseball games will be won with a home run in the bottom of the ninth
with two outs and the bases loaded.
33) Everybody wins in Las Vegas.
34) Nobody has time to watch TV.
35) Nobody ever has trouble finding parking spots when they are in a hurry.
36) Housework is never needed.
37) Street vendor's carts are magnetically attracted to high-speed car
chases.
38) everyone knows how to pick a lock with one tool.
39) The last 5 minutes of any TV show will expain the entire plot.
40) The last 5 minutes will be stretched out for 20 minutes with commercials.
41) In case of emergency, speak in cliches'.
42) 95 pound women in tight skirts can throw around 300 pound muscle-bound
men.
43) Fist-fights don't result un bruises.
44) helocopters are attracted to mountains.
45) No one ever mumbles, stutters, or says "um..."
46) people normally wake up in the morning with make-up on.
47) There are no really ugly women, only really ugly men.
48) If a women is running away from someone she will trip and fall.
49) Your car will always start immediately unless you are being chased by a
maniacal killer or a monster of genetic creation.
50) Crazed maniacs have super-human strength.
51) Everyone has a "dark" secret.
52) Haunted houses are never locked.
53) Murders will always be accompanied by sinister music.
54) Rich people are unhappy.
55) Thunderstorms spontaneously create murders.
56) When someone is dead or dying, there will be a trickle of blood from the
corner of their mouth.
57) Christmas Eve and Halloween night last for three of four days.
58) Midnight happens more than once in a monster movie.
59) To kill a vampire, you must set out 5 minutes before sunset.
60) Nobody ever realizes until the end of a monster movie, that everyone that
went into tht dark cellar never came out.
61) The group always splits up to look for the alien.
62) Movies based on true stories are always made up.
63) Computers never crash.
a) Teenagers can access any computer by using their home PC.
b) Computers know everything.
c) You must type frantically to keep a 3-D image moving on the
screen.
64) In the end, all resource limitations are overruled.
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84 Euphemisms for Vomiting
1. Barf
2. Blow Beets
3. Blow Chow
4. Blow Lunch
5. Blow Your Cookies
6. Blow Your Groceries
7. Bow to the Porcelain Altar
8. Buick
9. Call Ruth
10. Chew the Cheese
11. Chuck up
12. Chum the Fish
13. DeFood
14. Drain the Bilge
15. Drive the Porcelain Bus
16. Earl
17. Feed the Fishes
18. Flash the Hash
19. Fred
20. Go to Europe with Ralph and Earl in a Buick
21. Happy Returns
22. Hug the Porcelain God
23. Hug the Throne
24. Hurl
25. Jerk the Cat
26. Kiss the Porcelain God
27. Laugh at the Carpet
28. Launch your Lunch
29. A Liquid Laugh
30. Lose a Meal
31. Lose Your Cookies
32. Lose Your Lunch
33. Make a Sale
34. Make Love to the Porcelain Goddess
35. Make Pizza
36. Marry Your Porcelain Mistress
37. Pray to the Porcelain God
38. Puke
39. Pump Ship
40. Purge
41. Ralph
42. Retch
43. Reverse Gears
44. Ride the Buick
45. Ride the Porcelain Bus
46. Ride the Porcelain Honda
47. Rolf
48. Ruth
49. Sell Buicks
50. Sell Out
51. Shit
52. Shoot Your Cookies
53. Shoot Your Cat
54. Shoot the Works
55. Skin a Goat
56. Snap Your Cookies
57. Spew
58. Spill Your Breakfast
59. Spill the Blue Groceries
60. Spit Beef
61. Talk into the Porcelain Telephone
62. Talk on the Great White Telephone
63. Talk to Earl
64. Talk to Ralph on the Big White Phone
65. Throw a Map
66. Throw Your Voice
67. Throw Up
68. Throw Up Your Toenails
69. Toss Your Cookies
70. Toss Your Lunch
71. Toss Your Tacos
72. Unspit
73. Unswallow
74. Upchuck
75. Urp
76. Water Buffalo
77. Wheeze
78. Woof Cookies
79. Worship the Porcelain God
80. Worship the Throne
81. Yak
82. Yank
83. Yuke
84. Zuke
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Top 10 Good Things about the Greenhouse Effect
1. Hot babes, less clothes. 'Nuff said.
2. Can cook lobster by lowering it into toilet.
3. "I'm dehydrated" will replace "I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler" as
America's favorite phrase.
4. My dog-shaving business will take off.
5. Intense heat should open pores in General Noriega's forehead.
6. CBS will take a $200 million bath on Winter Olympics.
7. Can use "stuck in road tar" as acceptable excuse for missing work.
8. With five years, Jerry Lewis' hair will be bone dry.
9. Long lines at Disney World reduced by sunstroke.
10. Melting polar ice caps make for better surfing.
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Differences between good girls and bad girls.
*Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot.
*Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
*Good girls wax their floors.
*Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
*Good girls blush during sex scenes in a movie.
*Bad girls know they could do it better.
*Good girls wear white cotton panties.
*Bad girls don't wear any.
*Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of
pearls. *Bad girls think they're fullu dressed with just a strand of
pearls.
*Good girls only own one credit card and rarley use it.
*Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.
*Good girls pack their toothbrush.
*Bad girls pack their diaphragms.
*Goodgirls wear high heels to work.
*Bad girls wear high heels to bed.
*Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have sex.
*Bad girls think no place is the wrong place.
*Good girls prefer the missionary postition.
*Bad girls do too, but only for starters.
*Good girls say 'no'.
*Bad girls say 'when?'
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Top 10 Least Popular Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Flavors
1. Hitler Ripple
2. Bus Depot Fudge
3. Stuff-Found-in-Ben-&-Jerry's-Pockets
4. Uninhibited by Cher
5. Tiny Filaments O'Tungsten
6. Zsa Zsa Gaboreo
7. Cholesterol Chip
8. Norieggnog
9. Raspberry Rash
10. Oprah Mocha
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