Minnesota Humor

[Warren Fisher]

Oracle Service Humor Mailing List wrote:

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> Minnesota Humor
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> 1. I came, I thawed, I transferred..........
> 2. Survive Minnesota and the rest of the World is easy.
> 3. If you love Minnesota, raise your right ski.
> 4. Minnesota-where visitors turn blue with envy.
> 5. Save a Minnesotan - Eat a mosquito.
> 6. One day it's warm, the rest of the year it's cold.
> 7. Minnesota - home of the blonde hair and blue ears.
> 8. Minnesota - mosquito supplier to the free world.
> 9. Minnesota - come fall in love with a Loon.
> 10. Land of many cultures -- mostly throat.
> 11. Where the elite meet sleet.
> 12. Minnesota: Closed for glacier repairs.
> 13. Land of 2 seasons: Winter is coming, Winter is here.
> 14. Minnesota - glove it or leave it.
> 15. Minnesota - have you jump started your kid today?
> 16. There are only 3 things you can grow in Minnesota:
> Colder, Older and Fatter.
> 17. Many are cold, but few are frozen.
> 18. Why Minnesota? To protect Ontario from Iowa!
> 19. Warning: You are entering Minnesota, Please use an alternate route!
> 20. Minnesota: Theater of sneezes.
> 21. Jack Frost must like Minnesota, he spends half his life here.
> 22. Land of 10,000 Petersons.
> 23. Land of ski and home of the crazed.
> 24. Minnesota, home of the Mispi - Mispp - Missipsp
> (Where the darn river starts!)
> 25. 10,000 lakes and no sharks!
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>                                 Submitted by: laffin lady @ email.com
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